How to Be Drunk Without Drinking: A User’s Manual

1) don’t sleep.

2) finish two major essays the mornings they’re due.

3) drive to birthday party. (no drinking please, we’re all law-abiding citizens here.)

4) realise how little you’ve seen of old friends.

5) play twister.

6) sing and dance like a maniac.

7) realise how much you love aforementioned friends.

8) realise how much you love your new friends.

9) play mario kart.

10) tell all your friends you love them.

11) tell your parents you love them.

12) write drunkenly about it, pretending to be clever by recounting your night as an instruction manual. meta meta!

 

 

(p.s. I love you.)

(p.p.s. I am not Gerard Butler.)

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